1. Six nuns have been excommunicated from the Catholic Church for failing to recant the teachings of Marie Paule Giguere, leader of the Army of Mary sect of Catholocism. The nuns, members of the Good Shephard Monastery in Hot Springs, Ark., were banned for heresy. The Army of Mary believes that Giguere is the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary and that God speaks directly through her. Army of Mary has already been black listed by the Vatican. Check this out, then talk amongst yourselves. (Does this remind anyone of the bleeding Virgin Mary South Park episode?)
2. I guess there was a big gathering outside the Southdale Courthouse yesterday in anticipation of the return of Larry Craig. Instead, we got famed attorney Billy Martin (If you're ever in trouble, you want this guy on your side.). Anyways, this topic has kind of been exhausted, there was one remark of note that occurred during the whole hearing yesterday. Martin asked Judge Porter to give him the chance to prove Craig's innocence at trial. In response, Judge Porter comes back with this priceless quip, "We don't do that here. We give guilty or not guilty. Florida looks at innocence." Discuss amongst yourselves
3. Everyone's seen the adds late at night. Text "flirt" to chat with local hotties at 55647. Ok, well imagine misspelling that number and getting a picture of Nancy Pelosi holding a box of birth control pills with some liberal barb underneath. Naral Pro-Choice America is exploring this new text message arena along with other (mostly liberal cause we're the technologically savvy) rights groups. Anyways, Verizon Wireless is saying no. Technically you have to request a message to receive one, but still I have chubby fingies, what happens if I misspell the number to flirt with my hot local honey's. The new text message universe is upon us, I'm just dreading the day when my pants are down waiting to hear back from my local Text Princess, only to realize that Karl Rove and Pro-life America intercepted my message. I'm not really in the mood to ponder what the response message would be, probably devastating.
Get ready for an awesome fight this weekend. On Saturday, undefeated Jermaine Taylor faces Kelly Pavlik (relatively unkknown from Youngstown, Ohio). This kid Pavlik is an up and comer. Watch him throw devastating, almost slow-motion like blows to take Edison Miranda's dignity. It's a nice pre-cursor to Saturday Night's fight. The link is above morning headlines.
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