Thursday, October 4, 2007
Can your capitalism do this?
German's make another big stink
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Black Water’s constitution is murky at best.

Black Water’s legal boundaries are so undefined that it’s difficult to delineate an image of the injustice surrounding the many cases of inappropriate procedure (which for most of us are immediately recognizable as murder). It appears as though the focus at this point is fixated on Black Waters finances (no doubt due to the fact that the oversight committee was instructed to steer clear of the two most highly publicized incidents involving reckless and excessive conduct). However, I’m pleased to see that Chairman Waxman simple explicated the fact that the state department is clearly the “enabler” of a corporation like black water and justifiably should be partly held accountable for Black Water’s operations in Iraq. There is no doubt that Black Water carries out its ‘intended’ goals effectively. However the question still remains whether or not Black Water, in its neglect of all of the nasty unforeseen avenues that it creates, is undermining and destabilizing key diplomatic components necessary for success in Iraq
(I use ‘success’ begrudgingly)?
Is Erik Prince correct when he talks about the necessity of a private agency (like Black Water with all of its perks) to accompany the military services in their endeavor to stabilize Iraq?
If Black Water (or anything like it) doesn’t buckle under the impending and almost certain ‘state-department protecting’ litigation that seems inexorably directed at it, what sort of legal boundaries could we create (with good conscience) for a private entity such as this?
The War
It's That Day Again!
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Just because

Flight of the Conchords season finale song. It's got Demetri Martin and Todd Barry. I think it's pretty funny.
Monday, October 1, 2007
Tommy Cruise as Col. Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg
The "McSubway" Project
Smoking Ban reaches the Great Health State of Minnesota
http://www.startribune.com/462/story/1455207.html
You know what, bring back the Marlboro Man. "Truth.org" is some adolescent sham that targets 12 year olds. To all you brave smokers out there, worrying about this impending move and shake up in our beloved after-hours hangouts, stay strong homies.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Ongoing: You're not safe anywhere!


(This is the first in an ongoing series of pieces to promote fear-mongering) Nope, not even in the family pool or the lake at the cabin. Apparently, six people have died this year from a microscopic organism that EATS THE BRAIN! Yes, that's right, a parasite that enters the cranium through the nasal or ear passages, devours brain cells, causing headaches, delirium, and hallucinations followed shortly by death. Scientists are calling this mischevious 'lil stinker Naegleria fowleri, and it typically inhabits warm, stagnant waters. Apparently in an effort to make my task (i.e. the promotion of constant, vigilant fear) easier, biologist Michael Beach reminds us that with the onset of global-climate-warming-change we'll only see more of this little guy.




