McCain is an old man. Weak and feeble, he nibbles deliberately on his canned peaches, as if each bite was a battle, with victory to be savored, and..

... defeat to be mourned like the lost juice that now runs down his chin like a trickle of water down a mountain stream. Youth escapes McCain like a whorish Helen, off be fondled and cuckolded by Parisin a far greater palace than his piddling city-state has ever seen. Give it up, old man. America now cherishes youth, energy and a penis that never goes flaccid. Seriously though, I thought this was mildly entertaining, even if it is a bit stupid at times. Things that are younger than John McCain.

It isn't all bad, though. Heidi Montag publicly endorsed McCain recently.